The following is a transcript for the episode "Chummy Sparklestone".
Script
(Poppy, Branch, Smidge, Guy Diamond, Cooper, and DJ Suki are having a mystery party.)
Poppy: (In a British accent) Trolls, I regret to inform you that our fancy party has taken a turn for the mysterious… (Branch, Smidge, Cooper, and Guy Diamond gasp.) … as someone here has stolen my prized candy necklace! (Thunder cracking can be heard by DJ Suki’s records. She changes the music to orchestral music.) We must use our wits to determine who amongst us is the thief before they strike again.
Smidge: Heavens to Betsy! It wasn’t me, sugars. I’m just a Southern belle who means no harm. (giggles)
Guy Diamond: Ha! And why would I need to steal? I’m already the local super hunk known by his signature beauty mole. (laughs)
Cooper: And I definitely didn’t do it, because I’m just Cooper wearing weird clothes, for reasons unclear to me. See? (He removes his detective hat and his casual hat pops up.)
Guy Diamond: Cooper!
Smidge: Oh, my Guh!
Poppy: OK, Cooper, we’re doing a mystery party, remember? (She picks up Cooer’s magnifying glass.) We’re all playing a game. It’s all make-believe.
Cooper: Oh! I see the problem. (He takes his magnifying glass.) Someone broke this mirror.
Poppy: No, that’s a magnifying glass. It belongs to ace detective Chummy Sparklestone.
Cooper: Oh! Then someone should tell him I have it. He’s probably worried sick. Chummy? (He runs off.) Chummy!
Poppy: No, Cooper. Uh… wait!
Guy Diamond: Don’t worry, Poppy. Cooper just takes things very literally. It’s been a problem before. (We go to the past where Smidge, Cooper, Biggie, and Guy Diamond are doing a play.)
Past Smidge: You’ll never defeat me, Trolls-Keteers! My castle is impenetrable! (She cackles while the others gasp.)
Past Cooper: Your castle’s not impenetrable, Smidge. It’s not even a castle. See? (He kicks a fake rock, causing to collapse with another along with a tree and the fake castle. We then go back to the present.)
Guy Diamond: But I figured out how to get through to him. Oh, Cooper? (Cooper is seen on a fake fireplace.)
Cooper: Chummy! Here, Chummy! Chum- (He falls off the fake fireplace and land son his head.) Chummy!
Guy Diamond: (Coming over to Cooper) Hey, Cooper. (Cooper gets up and laughs.) Cooper, you don’t need to find Chummy, because you are Chummy.
Cooper: (laughs) How can I be Chummy when I’m already Cooper?
Guy Diamond: Ah. Because you are going to forget that you’re Cooper.
Cooper: Oh.
Guy Diamond: That’s right. Imagine playing the role of the smartest Troll in the village.
Cooper: Yeah, that’d be amazing. The great hero detective!
Guy Diamond: A detective that loves finding clues.
Poppy: And solving mysteries!
Smidge: And feeding me desserts! (Poppy and Guy Diamond stare at her and she chuckles.) Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Poppy: Does that make sense?
Cooper: (chuckles) Why, of course, madame. I am Chummy Sparklestone, ace detective. (He puts his detective hat back on. Loves finding clues, loves solving mysteries, and loves giving you desserts. (He removes his hat and reveals a cupcake.)
Smidge: (Taking the cupcake) Cupcake! Thanks, Cooper.
Cooper: (Putting his detective hat back on) Madame, I know not this Cooper, but I do know there’s a mystery afoot.
Poppy: (In a British accent) Why, yes, Chummy. There’s been a theft, but the culprit has left no clues.
Cooper: Oh, didn’t they? (He runs over to the spot of the candy necklace.) See the scaring along the edges? This is clearly a sign that the thief broke the glass with a blunt, gold-plated instrument. More specifically, the gold-plated instrument belonging to the local golf expert! (He takes out a gold golf club and the others gasp.)
Branch: Yep, you got me. (Poppy, Guy Diamond, and Smidge clap their hands. Cooper holds up a brownie.)
Smidge: Brownie! (She takes the brownie and laughs.)
Branch: (As Cooper appears next to him) Oh!
Cooper: I’ve just begun, for our thief isn’t actually the local golf expert at all.
Branch: Huh?
Cooper: It’s the village grump, Branch, in disguise! (He removes Branch’s golf outfit.)
Poppy, Guy Diamond, and Smidge: Wait, what?
Cooper: That’s right. (His friends gasp.) In fact, no-one here is what they seem, are they, Smidge?! (He removes Smidge’s costume.) Poppy?! (He removes Poppy’s costume.) Guy Diamond?! (Guy Diamond’s tie flies off. Cooper then removes his tiny gem.)
Poppy: Uh… Cooper, I think you’ve missed the point of this game.
Cooper: (laughs) My name is not Cooper. I am Chummy Sparklestone, and this case… is frosted. (He holds out a pie behind Smidge.)
Smidge: Pie! (She takes the pie and gobbles it.)
Poppy: Uh… Guy, did you break Cooper?
Guy Diamond: Well, he does get very deep into character. He’ll change back eventually, but for now, I’m afraid Cooper is stuck being Chummy Sparklestone.
Branch: Wait, stuck being an ace detective? Hm. (At his bunker, he talks to Cooper.) So, Chummy, back before I rejoined Troll society, I used to be a bit of a… um-
Poppy: Paranoid recluse?
Smidge: Cantankerous hermit?
Guy Diamond: Lonely malcontent?
Branch: What have you. Point is, I used to set traps in my bunker. (He opens a bag of traps and his friends scream.) You know, in case someone broke in. But one of them is unaccounted for. (Guy Diamond and Smidge hug each other.)
Poppy: Unaccounted for?!
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! It could be anywhere!
Branch: Smidge, it’s fine. The chance that it would go off accidentally is next to zero. (A fly appears and dodges one of the traps. Poppy and Branch scream in shock. Poppy then folds her arms and grunts while Branch chuckles. He then goes over to Cooper.) Please help me.
Cooper: Well, this is barely a mystery at all. Its solution is practically written on the wall. With one glance at these rations, I can tell you’re a very practical Troll, a cautious Troll. But what would a Troll like that be doing with such a prominently placed whimsical cookie jar? Unless it was… (He knocks over the cookie jar and it reveals a trap.) … a trap! (Poppy, Smidge, and Guy Diamond gasp.)
Smidge: Yaaaaay!
Poppy: Wow! What a solve! Woo-hoo! Yeah!
Branch: Yeah. You could have done it without shattering my cookie jar, but-
Cooper: (laughs) This case… is frosted. (He gives a parfait to Smidge.)
Smidge: Parfait?! (She starts eating it.)
Poppy: You know, I can’t wait for Cooper to come back, but while Chummy’s here, he could be very helpful. (Soon, she and Cooper meet Peppy at his pod.)
Cooper: Ah-ha! (He takes out a blue cane from Peppy’s hair.) The Case of the Wandering Walking Stick. (He and Poppy are at a tree.) The Misplaced Miscreant. (He takes Keith out of the tree. He is then in the bathroom sink at Branch’s bunker.) The Lost Lunch Box. (He takes out a lunch box. After that, he and Poppy are at a hole.) The Missing Marshtato… is frosted. (Soon, he, Poppy, and her father are on the stage.)
Poppy: On behalf of all the Trolls, I want to thank you for solving so many nagging mysteries around the village. So we’d like to give you a rare treat.
Peppy: My famous secret ingredient, Upside-Down Cake. (The crowd cheers and some Fuzzlings give slices to a red, yellow, and purple male Troll.)
Cooper: Secret ingredient? We’ll just see about that. (He takes a bite and gasps.) The ingredient is… black jelly beans! (All the Trolls gasp.)
Troll #1: (As he spits out the cake) Nobody likes black jelly beans!
Troll #2: They’re disgusting!
Peppy: I’m sorry! But you can barely taste them.
Keith: We believed in you. Trolls, we out. (He and the others leave.)
Peppy: Wait! No! (He falls head-first to the ground and begins to cry.)
Poppy: Cooper, you weren’t supposed to share that with anyone!
Cooper: Well, I’m sure this Cooper fellow feels very badly for whatever he did, but Chummy Sparklestone will not rest until ever mystery is solved. This case… (A Fuzzling puts a cherry on ice cream on a catapult.) … is frosted. (He activates the catapult and the frosting lands on Smidge.)
Smidge: ICE CREAM!!! (She laughs and starts eating. At Guy Diamond’s pod, he, Rufus, DJ Suki, Biggie, and Toby are relaxing while eating red velvet cupcakes.)
Biggie: Mm-mm! Those were the best cupcakes I’ve ever had, Guy!
Cooper: Oh, were they? (He goes inside the pod.) Then why have you been hiding cupcakes in your hair? (He takes a few cupcakes out of Biggie’s hair.) Maybe because… (He drops the cupcakes.) … you don’t like red velvet! (He drops the last cupcake.) Frosted. (Guy Diamond gasps.)
Biggie: (sobs) My secret shame! (He covers his eyes and cries while Cooper runs away. Outside, Mags is hosting a group exchange.)
Mags: It’s group gift exchange time! Who’s excited to find out what’s inside these presents?
All: Yeah!
Cooper: Oh, are you? (He goes over to various gifts.) New socks. Flower frock. Leaf vest. Hair bow. Scrapbook. Picture frame. Fancy comb. And… even fancier comb. (He goes over to a present shaped like himself.) This case… (He gets out of the present.) … frosted. (He bounces away and Mags sighs. Later, Biggie tells Poppy what happened.)
Poppy: Cooper did what?!
Biggie: He’s spoiling fun across the whole village. He sabotaged 15 surprise parties in the last hour!
Poppy: 15?! We may be having too many surprise parties. (Satin and Chenille appear.)
Chenille: Poppy, help! Cooper’s on my tail! He’s going to ruin my big surprise! I’ve secretly spent the last six months making a special dress for Satin. (She takes a yellow dress out of her hair.)
Poppy: Aw! Wait, how did you keep that a secret from her?
Chenille: Uh… Whenever I want to work on it, I discuss spoilers for books she hasn’t read.
Satin: (Covering her ears) La-la-la-la-la! Chenille, are you done yet?
Chenille: And then the prince faces the dragon, and with a mighty shout-
Satin: (Screaming and covering her ears again) La-la-la-la-la!
Chenille: (Putting the dress back in her hair) Please, Poppy, I’m so close to finishing the dress. I can’t let Cooper spoil it now.
Cooper: (offscreen) There’s a mystery afoot! (He appears on a hill.) And I’m gonna solve it.
Poppy: Run! (Biggie and Smidge run away screaming.) This way!
Chenille: (Picking up Satin) Satin, come on!
Poppy: Chenille, hide! (She, Satin, and Chenille hide behind a mushroom.) I think we may have lost him.
Cooper: Oh, did you?! (Poppy, Satin, and Chenille run away again. They run into a hole in a tree and onto a tree branch. Cooper catches up with them. Satin falls off Chenille’s head.) Going somewhere?
Satin: Cooper, what’s going on?
Cooper: I’ll tell you what’s going on. The Case of the Deceptive Dressmaker is- (Just before he takes the dress out of Chenille’s hair, Poppy stops him.)
Poppy: Wait! Just hang on a sec. (Chenille smacks Cooper’s hand away.) Chummy, you haven’t solved the village’s most challenging mystery: the Case of the Concealed Cooper. (She takes out Cooper’s hat.)
Cooper: Hm. Go on.
Poppy: Cooper, the Troll who wore this hat, disappeared last night, and no-one has been able to find him.
Cooper: Hm. (chuckles) The most challenging mystery? (He takes his hat from Poppy.) Oh, Queen Poppy, this is child’s play. For you see, there’s a tuft of the victim’s hair tucked in the hat. (He shows a piece of his hair.) And after even the most cursory of searches, I have already deduced that this so-called missing Cooper… is me! (He takes out another piece of his hair.) Oh!
Poppy: Cooper, are you… you? (Cooper poops a cupcake.)
Cooper: Yep! (He removes his detective clothes and puts his casual hat back on.) Boy, that was weird, even for me. (He laughs and Poppy, Satin, and Chenille sigh in relief. Later, Chenille opens her present.)
Satin: Oh! Oh, Chenille! Yay! (She and Chenille hug and run off.) I’m gonna try it on.
Chenille: It will look good on you.
Poppy: Well, it all worked out in the end. Satin got her big surprise, and all signs of Chummy Sparklestone have disappeared.
Cooper: They sure have!
Smidge: Really? All the signs have disappeared?
Cooper: Yep! Chummy is gone for good. (He removes his hat and give crème brulee to Smidge.)
Smidge: Crème brulee?! (She starts eating and the episode ends.)