The following is a transcript for the episode "BFFF".
Script
(The sun rises above Troll Village and a red female Troll yawns. Poppy is making an announcement to the Trolls.)
Poppy; Good morning, Troll Village! Just a couple preliminary announcements. First, I’m thrilled the Critter Jetpack fad has caught on, but please be careful. There have been some avoidable accidents. (We go to the past where Guy Diamond is getting ready to fly is Critter Jetpack.)
Past Smidge: Remember, Guy, go easy on the throttle or you’ll spin out of control. But don’t go too easy or you’ll drop like a stone.
Past Guy Diamond: (Sweating) OK. OK, OK. Liftoff in 3… 2… 1- (A blue male Troll falls onto him.)
Past Smidge: Walk it off, Guy. (We go back to the present.)
Poppy: Also, while the sunny weather has been inviting, please be advised, too much exposure can be hazardous to your health. (We go to the past again where Peppy is sunbathing. Suddenly, a purple female Troll lands on him and they fall into the water.)
Past Smidge: Walk it off, Peppy! (We go back to the present again.)
Poppy: Now, for the real reason I gathered you here, I have recently commissioned Branch to put together something very exciting. Branch? (Branch appears with his invention.)
Branch: After several long months of crafting and perfecting, I’m proud to present… my latest creation… a testament to Troll ingenuity, it’s… the one… the only… thing I brought to present today-
Smidge: Oh, my Guh! Hurry up already!
Branch: Oh, sorry. (He uncovers his invention.) Ta-da! (The Trolls do not react.)
DJ Suki: It’s an uninspired piñata! (All the Trolls cheer.)
Glitter Troll #1: Uninspired piñata!
Branch: What? No, guys. It’s a time capsule. You put a beloved item inside and bury it in the ground.
Cooper: Oh. So, like a funeral for our favorite things. (The Trolls gasp and grunt while looking away from him.) You are one morbid Troll, Branch.
Poppy: No, guys, look! We put something special in the capsule that reflects who we are. Then we seal it inside so other Trolls, many years from now, can dig it up and learn all about us.
All: Oh!
Poppy: It’s a way of wrapping a gift so we can make friends with other Trolls of the future. How does that sound?!
Smidge: (gasps) You had me at, “It’s a way of wrapping a gift so we can make friends with the Trolls of the future. How does that sound?!” (The Trolls cheer again.)
DJ Suki: Yeah!
Poppy: All right! Then let’s pick the item. Who votes we should put a scrapbook inside? (The Trolls put their hands in the air and cheer.) Ooh! The crowd has spoken!
Branch: Eh. I’m not so sure. Who votes we put a gem inside? (He shows a gem and the crowd cheers.)
Poppy: Ooh. The crowd is easy to please. Maybe we should form a committee to make a more discerning choice. (The Trolls cheer once more.) Didn’t even need to ask. (In the Fun Dungeon, Biggie and Smidge are singing a song at a table. Branch and Harper are with them. Poppy is watching them.)
(Biggie and Smidge)
Roll me some dough as fast as you can (Poppy’s hair forms a hammer and hits her desk.)
Poppy: I herby call the Capsule Contents Committee to order. (She sees Cooper’s hair in the form of a hammer banging on his desk.)
Cooper: And I herby call the Capsule Burying Committee to order.
Poppy: Cooper, there is no Capsule Burying Committee. You’re the only Troll who volunteer- (Cooper stares at her.)
Cooper: Hm?
Poppy: I mean, the Capsule Burying Committee is a legitimate organization with a well-documented history? (She chuckles and Cooper goes back to his desk.) The village is counting on us to pick a capsule item that will make friends with the future Trolls, so we must choose wisely.
Branch, Biggie, Smidge, and Harper: OK!
Poppy: Send in the first presenter! (Fuzzbert opens the door for Klaus.)
Klaus: Good morning, Capsule Committee. Klaus has a great idea for the capsule. What is more Troll-y than a moist and delicious cupcake, ja? (He shows a plate of cupcakes and Poppy, Biggie, and Smidge gasp.)
Poppy: A cupcakes?! That’s perfect! I can just picture how the future Trolls will react. (We go to the future where the Trolls have screens around the village.)
Future Troll #1: Today is the day we open the time capsule, Trolls! (A teal male future Troll opens the time capsule.)
Future Troll #2: Behold, a gift from the Trolls of the past. (He takes out the cupcakes.) Cupcakes! (The crowd cheers and the teal male and yellow female future Trolls eat the cupcakes. They are about to vomit and they spit out the cupcakes.) Moldy! They sent us moldy cupcakes! (The future Trolls scream and we go back to the present.)
Poppy, Biggie, and Smidge: Uh-oh!
Biggie: It would be a new-friend-ender!
Smidge: A new-bud-dud!
Poppy: A new-pal-faux-pal!
Smidge: Uh… it’s faux pas.
Poppy: Whatever!
Branch: Whoa! Pump the brakes. I admit, a cupcake isn’t the best capsule idea, but you guys don’t know how the future Trolls would react.
Poppy: We can’t risk it. Baked goods are banned from the capsule. Sorry, Klaus.
Klaus: No, Queen Poppy. It is Klaus’s shame for even suggesting it! (He throws the plate of cupcakes on the ground and jumps on them. Then he spits on them.) Toodle-loo! (Fuzzbert opens the door and he leaves.)
Poppy: Better be more careful, committee. The last thing we want to do is make a bad impression on the future Trolls. Prepare to scruntinize! Next presenter! (DJ Suki is next.)
DJ Suki: All Trolls love to sing, so what if we put a record of all of our favorite songs in the capsule?
Poppy, Biggie, and Smidge: Oh! (We go back to the future where the teal male future Troll is showing the record to the yellow female future Troll.)
Future Troll #2: Songs from Troll Village Past. Hm. I think we’re supposed to listen to it.
Future Troll #1: Ooh! (The put their ears against the record.) I am not impressed. (We go back to the present.)
Poppy, Biggie, and Smidge: Uh-oh!
DJ Suki: Oh. Well, uh, we could send a record player with it.
Poppy, Biggie, and Smidge: Yeah! (We go to the future again.)
Future Troll #2: Maybe this is how we listen to it.
Future Troll #1: Ooh! (They hear nothing.) Still nothing.
Future Troll #2: The past Trolls were not much fun. (We go back to the present again.)
Poppy, Biggie, and Smidge: Not much fun?!
DJ Suki: Pretend I was never here! (She smashes her music device and rolls away with her hair. Peppy is next.)
Peppy: All Trolls love toys, so what better way to introduce ourselves than with a collection of wooden carvings, cast in our likeness?
Biggie and Smidge: Wow!
Poppy: That’s perfect!
Peppy: I know! (chuckles) There’s Poppy, Branch, and Smidge! (He picks up the Smidge toy.) Look, it’s y- (He gets a splinter.) Ow! Splinter! (We go back to the future again where the teal male future Trolls gets splinters.)
Future Troll #2: AAH! SPLINTER! WHY DO THE PAST TROLLS HATE US?! OWIE! (We go back to the present once more. Poppy screams and Harper sighs and faints.)
Peppy: Oh, not to worry. I’ll just sand them down. (He wipes the toy with sandpaper.) See? Nice and smooth. (He laughs and the toy falls on his foot.) AAAH! My foot! My foot! (We go to the future again.)
Future Troll #1 and #2: OW! OUR FEET! OUR FEET!
Future Troll #2: So much worse than splinters! (We go back to the present.)
Poppy: Next! (Guy Diamond is next. He is riding his Critter Jetpack.)
Guy Diamond: Why not give future Trolls a taste of the latest craze: Critter Jetpa- (A blue male Troll falls to the ground.) Phew! (More Trolls fall on him.)
Smidge: Walk it off, Guy! (Even more Trolls fall to the ground. Poppy tries more presenters.)
Poppy: Next! Next! Next!
Smidge: There is no-one else, Poppy.
Branch: Yeah, but we’ve seen plenty of good ideas already. You all are just too paranoid about how they might be received.
Poppy: Sorry, Branch, but I’d rather put nothing in the capsule than take a chance on offending future Trolls. (sighs) We need a break to reconsider this entire enterprise. (She and the others walk.)
Biggie: What are we gonna do?
Smidge: Who thought a time capsule would be so hard.
Cooper: Hm. (We show the time capsule. Later, Poppy and her friends come back with ice cream.)
Poppy: (sighs) Got to say, gang, nothing recharges the old batteries like one scoop vanilla, one scoop chocolate, and… (She sees that the capsule is gone.) Wait, where’s the capsule?
Cooper: It was buried… (Poppy and her friends gasp.) … thanks to every member of the Capsule Burying Committee. We all deserves a firm handshake. (He high-fives himself.) “Job well done.” “Oh, excellent work to you, Cooper.” “Hear, hear! I could not have done it without you, Cooper.”
Poppy: (Slamming her hand down on the table) Bury?! But we didn’t pick an item!
Cooper: Exactly. You said you’d rather put nothing in the capsule than take a chance on offending future Trolls.
Poppy: But that means the capsule is still empty and… (gasps) And when the future Trolls find it… (We go back to the future.)
Future Troll #2: They go all the trouble to bury this in the ground and then put nothing inside?
Future Troll #1: Is it just me or are you offended beyond your wildest imagination? (Back in the present, Poppy and her friends scream.)
Poppy: Cooper, we have to dig it back up! Is there any chance you didn’t forget where you buried it?!
Cooper: (laughs) Oh, no, Poppy. No chance at all. (cackles) But I can check the committee minutes.
Poppy: Oh, good! (Cooper takes out a long sheet of paper.)
Cooper: Ahem! “9:04: Cooper calls meeting in order. 9:05-
Poppy: Skip ahead!
Cooper: (whimpers) 12:44: Poppy says to put nothing in in capsule. 12:45: Cooper buries capsule at…” Then we ran out of paper.
Poppy, Branch, Biggie, and Smidge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Cooper: Yes! (Poppy and her friends go outside.)
Poppy: Dig everywhere, gang! Keep digging until that capsule is found! (Branch, Biggie, and Smidge start digging.)
Biggie and Smidge: Got to find the capsule! Got to find the capsule!
Biggie: Oh, I found it!
Smidge: Yay! (Biggie takes out a treasure chest.)
Biggie: Ta-da! Oh, wait. No, it’s just a treasure chest.
Smidge: Oh… (She and Biggie go back to digging.)
Both: Got to find the capsule! Got to find that capsule! (Branch digs up a hand of a Troll child and screams in terror.)
Troll Child #1: Finally, someone found me! Best hide-and-seek spot ever! (Branch sighs and faints in terror. Smidge runs to Peppy’s pod.)
Smidge: Out of the way, Peppy! I need to search your pod right now!
Peppy: Wha-? (Smidge starts digging a hole in his pod floor. Then she falls out.)
Smidge: OH, MY GUUUUUUUUUH! (She uses her hair as a parachute and lands safely. Branch comes over to Poppy.)
Branch: Poppy, this isn’t working. It would take the five of us a lifetime to search the entire village.
Poppy: (sighs) This only leaves us with one solution, huh?
Branch: Accept that the capsule is gone?
Poppy: Pfft! No. Get more diggers! (She runs off.)
Branch: What?! (Poppy starts to recruit more Trolls.)
Poppy: (Through the megaphone) Attention, Trolls! We need everyone to dig for our missing time capsule! Go, go, go! (The Trolls use their hair as drills and go underground. A purple male Glitter Troll is digging and a Troll underground passes underneath him.)
Glitter Troll #2: Huh? (He falls underground.) Whoa! (Keith is seen playing with a ping pong.)
Troll #1: Huh? Whoa! (Keith falls underground. Meanwhile, a red female Troll and magenta female Troll are using their hair as a jump rope and a yellow male Troll is jumping over it.)
Troll #2 and #3: Queen Poppy had a cupcake. She put it on a shelf. (They fall underground.)
Troll #4: Branch said he wanted some. (He falls underground.)
Poppy: Uh… This might be getting out of hand.
Branch; Not “might be.” Look! (He shows the Trolls underground hitting some trees. This causes them to sink. Trolls in their pods are heard screaming. Poppy screams in horror.)
Poppy: (On the megaphone) Whoa! Stop! Everyone, stop! (The Trolls come back from underground.) Please, I’ve made a mistake here. (sighs) The whole reason I was excited about this time capsule was to send a gift to Future Troll Village. But if we keep digging like this, there won’t be a future Troll Village. Let’s just forget about the time capsule and go back to having fun.
All: Yeah! (They make the trees go back up.) Yeah! (The get rid of the damaged dirt and pull some Trolls out.) Yeah! (They start playing hair jump rope.) Yeah! (Smidge is fixing Peppy’s pod floor.)
Smidge: Sorry about before. (He falls through the floor again.) OH, MY GUUUUUUUUH! (Poppy watches the Trolls back to having fun.)
Poppy: Well, you were right, Branch. It’s better accepting the capsule is gone. I just hope our friends in the future will take it graciously.
Branch: Hey, they’re Trolls. I’m sure they will. (We go to the future once again.)
Future Troll #1: An empty time capsule? Is it just me or are you offended beyond your wildest imagination?
Future Troll #2: Actually, no.
Future Troll #1: Oh.
Future Troll #2: Don’t you see? The gift is the time capsule. Something we can fill with a favorite item to send to Trolls in the future!
Future Troll #1: How thoughtful! But what should we put in it?
Future Troll #2: How about a scrapbook? (He takes out a scrapbook.)
Future Troll #1: Perfect! (The teal male future Troll puts the scrapbook into the time capsule.)
Future Troll #2: That was easy. (They leave the time capsule and the episode ends.)